Friday, 28 March 2008

Something’s Gotta Give

WTF guys? Did you need the money or something?

This movie is awful, just truly, truly awful. It’s probably the worst romantic comedy I’ve ever seen and that’s a competitive category.

Diane Keaton is a uptight playwright whose main character trait is wearing roll-neck jumpers, Jack Nicholson plays the misogynistic head of a hip-hop label, they meet on a weekend at her fabulous beach house in the Hamptons (you’re rooting for them already aren’t you).

You know a script is bad when two of the actors of their generation can’t inject any life into it. Jack clearly owed someone a favour and remains on auto-pilot throughout, Diane tries her hardest bless her, but never manages to haul the movie out of the excruciating zone. Case in point: when Jack finally liberates Diane’s womanhood by cutting off her roll-neck with kitchen scissors (no kidding!), I bit my fist so hard I think I have tendon damage.

Just when you think it can’t get any worse Keanu Reeves shows up... As a doctor! (the casting office on this one apparently doubled as a crack-house). You can't really blame Keanu, these days his agent just points him at a film and presses the 'act' button, but Keaton and Nicholson have blotted their copy-books impressively here. They’ll get no sympathy from me though; he’s a Hollywood institution and hasn’t needed to do a movie he didn’t want to since the 70s and she after starring in two of the best ever should know how to recognise a good romantic comedy script when she reads one.

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